Magnanimous.

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets, via perks-of-being-chinese)


No one makes fun of Taylor Swift, like Taylor Swift does.

No one makes fun of Taylor Swift, like Taylor Swift does.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

rnudkipz:

imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies

(Source: webgf, via actuallyugly)

meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

(Source: meladoodle, via guy)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via lubricates)

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

(via guy)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via academy)

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

image

(via cartel)